Being serious - if the system is already not able to get anywhere, nobody needs to authenticate on it or with it. If you have passwords there, they don't _do_ anything.
I'm pretty security minded - the word "security" is in my job role - but my password vault is in Google Drive. I need to have it on many machines, and I want it to be backed up. I know my limits - I don't have the hardware and software infra and expertise that Google does - so I trust them with that data. Could it bite me? Yes, but it would require someone a) downloading my passwords file and b) decrypting it. That's enough steps that I'm confident that I'm safe enough.