I remember in around 1998 I just started my career and one of my duties of my job was to go around to our alpha testers of a photography product we built and make sure things were going well. These customers were often pretty angry at my company due to them not being told it was an alpha version, but most often they were happy to see me try to help them out.

Anyhow, at one of those customers, the designers, photoshop artists, and I got lunch and started talking. Prime topic was the 'outspoken IT guy' who had all sorts of 'theories' and 'rules' he lived by, often to the amusement of his coworkers.

They goaded me into asking about his rules,

     "Ask him why he only uses chopsticks!". 
     A: "Because they've never been able to train monkeys to use chopsticks"

     "Ask him his retirement strategy! He only invests in one thing, he's a true believer!"
     A: "I am a believer, I'm a believer in Steve Jobs, I put all of my money in whatever he does. I had money in Pixar, now I'm putting all my money in APPL".

note: If he had 100k he put in at that time, he'd have 63 million now.

For some reason, I can't edit the above, but it was supposed to be a joke, hence the smiley. Seems like some people lacking a sense of humour (or at least, their sense of humour is sufficiently different to mine to not correlate).