In a popular shard, with a prime-time population of 110 people, there existed 60usd 'cosmetic' item for sale in a very modern cash shop.
Unable to wrap my brain around the concept of a MUD cosmetic item, nor a MUD cash shop, I shop-lifted the item.
I now give this , free, to you fine folks on HN : "prismatic crystal"
Wear it with pride; I quit on this whole modern MUD thing until my brain re-solidifies.