As an ABAP developer, I thought "that doesn't sound too bad".

I definitely need to get out of there before my brain rots further.

And for anyone curious: https://help.sap.com/doc/abapdocu_751_index_htm/7.51/en-us/a... Those are the keywords, about a third of that list is obsolete and you usually need multiple of them to make a valid statement. And that's just the tip of the iceberg.