Are you having trouble marketing your product? Make it funny. Doge is funny. That's why Musk loves it. Here's an example of a product I recently launched that got a few hundred pre-orders. It's funny, a bit stupid, but also quite useful, especially for females.
PeeSport pee bottle helps you pee anywhere. The attachment works for men and women. It's especially useful for camping, road trips, hikes, festivals, etc.