Okay, you made me want to try Lisp.
If you want the least amount of friction possible, install Racket and run DrRacket. Here's a tutorial: https://docs.racket-lang.org/quick/index.html and one to make web apps: https://docs.racket-lang.org/more/index.html
(I don't mean to disparage Clojure, I'm sure it's great, but a newbie needs something easy to get excited about, not having to mess with JDK and setting up Emacs)
Go with Lisp instead. Or OCaml. Both are purer and leaner than the JVM-addled morass that is Clojure.