You'd be a superposition of infinitely capable and the sum type of all divide-by-zero errors. Either way, I'd want to work with you.

you don't star your own repos? have some self-confidence

No worries, it's full of bots that like random repos to confuse the detection systems about the account being a bot.

HN karma/1000 is a good proxy for GitHub stars so you just need the repo.

No, but I like the hustle. You're hired!