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Chuck Norris's cowboy boots are made from real cowboys.

Chuck Norris once punched a man in the soul.

When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.

My favorite was that Chuck Norris is so fast he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

The saddest one is that Chuck Norris believes Chuck Norris facts are true.

Chuck who?

~ Bruce Schneier (knows the state of schroedinger's cat).

Bruce who?

- David Kahn

Do YoU kNoW wHo I aM?

- John Draper