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Chuck Norris was bitten by a snake of the set of Walker, Texas Ranger. After two days of excruciating pain, the snake died.

Death once had a near-Chuck experience.

When the first episode of "Walker, Texas Ranger" was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

My favorite: Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares at them… and drools.

Chuck Norris's cowboy boots are made from real cowboys.

Chuck Norris once punched a man in the soul.

When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.

Chuck who?

~ Bruce Schneier (knows the state of schroedinger's cat).

Bruce who?

- David Kahn

Do YoU kNoW wHo I aM?

- John Draper

My favorite was that Chuck Norris is so fast he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

The saddest one is that Chuck Norris believes Chuck Norris facts are true.