> The odds of winning _after_ the host already beats 1/3 and 2/3 odds is indeed 50/50, but the odds of playing the game _overall_ is 33/66.
The problem is not about the game overall anymore than the question about whether you'd like to switch the envelope after you got $1 is about the game overall. The question is whether you want to switch conditional on the situation where you got $1!. That's not cherry-picking - it's considering the exact situation described in the problem.
> The only real way I can see of making this situation analogous to the Monty Hall problem is to consider the odds of the whole game
The Monty Hall problem is not about "the whole game". The Monty Hall problem is quite explicitely about what would you do in the following situation:
1) you were given the choice of three doors: one car and two goats
2) you picked a door
3) the host opened another door
4) there was a goat behind that door
After all those things have happened you're being offered to switch from your initial pick to the remaining door.
What is the probability - after all those things have happened - that the car is behind each of the doors?
If you don't agree that this describes the problem there is no point in reading further. We can just agree that we have very different understandings of what the problem is about.
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If you agree with the description above the answer to the question depends your assumptions about how the host's choice in step 3) was done.
There are many different assumptions that could be made.
If he was avoiding the door you picked and the door with the car - as the original formulation of the problem implies - the probababilities are 1/3 and 2/3 (for the door you picked and the remaining one respectively).
If he was completely ignoring the location of the car when he made the choice the probabilities are 1/2 and 1/2 (it doesn't matter if he was avoiding your door or not).