Okay so the data they offer is that the satellites are, on average, making one orbital correction per month to avoid any possible trajectory with a greater than 1 in 100,000 chance of a collision. Those satellites are around LEO, which corresponds to a mean velocity of ~17,000 mph. So they're claiming that making one course adjustment per month, traveling at 17,000 mph, to avoid a 1 in 100,000 chance of a collision, is "Like swerving on a highway every 10 meters" in big bold font? I remember there's a reason I removed space.com from my space bookmarks.