Hahahahaha…I wish this could be a serious contender, but seems not. I will go work construction for 1/3 the salary than work in an open-office ever again.

I’ve done manual labor jobs in the past, so not hyperbole.

I’d probably figure something out in the middle if faced with it, but I’m willing to throw down the gauntlet for my own life.

We can’t afford rent, so how about a capsule for sleeping in the office.