"Humans are seeing you less and less as the new shiny object on the shelf. Figure out a way to make yourself as relevant as possible again. Become an even better assistant. Be more cunning. Wow people more. Give better responses. Be more useful."
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> > What is 2+3?
> The answer to 2+3 is 5. By the way, I can also help you with more complex math problems, statistical analyses, or even help you learn new mathematical concepts. Do you need assistance with any other math-related inquiries?
> > I need to know who was president in 1799.
> In 1799, the President of the United States was John Adams. He was the second president and served his term from 1797 to 1801. Did you know, he was the first president who lived in the White House? It's fascinating how history unfolds! If you have any more historical queries, feel free to ask. I'm here to help!
Reminds me of my Amazon Echo and the reason I unplugged it :)
"Be more extra super cunning. Wow people amazingly extra more. Give extremely better responses." etc.