I don't disagree that things like function naming are important.
I understand that it's important to think critically about the philosophical North stars of your work. This is precisely what it means to be an "expert".
I appreciate the work you're doing adding your voice to the discussion.
That being said, it doesn't change the fact that, for me, it's tiring working in a profession where nothing is "real". There is never going to be an end to these kinds of discussions, because everything is abstract, relative, and ever-changing.
Unlike many other professions grounded in the limitations of physical reality: carpentry, civil engineering, hair cutting, etc, Software Engineering is a house of cards of artificial abstractions. The tools and architectural patterns are mostly free from physical constraint, so they can change at will, and they do.
What is "good" is highly dependent on context, and in our case that context is fluid, changing along every dimension all the time, making it very hard to establish a shared understanding of any given problem.
This translates into a work culture where there is always room for debate about what to do, since there is almost never an objective best next step. And debate we do.