What I hope we can agree on is that your desires are minimal. You have a big anti-feature urge for how you want to experience the web. (I respect that, and am in ways partial!) But there's other people out here who want other behaviors. And since it's obvious the two don't have to be mutually exclusive, I hope we can talk about how to get you what you want, without necessarily imposing your strictures upon everyone else.
Alas, your initial comment has a bit of zeal, forged in exclusionary dogmatisms:
> Anything Apple can do to discourage web apps and force more development of native apps I'm grateful for.