Let's see if Bitcoin is comparably volatile…
Oh, it's highest point was only 1920% higher than its lowest point. That's definitely the exact same as gold. /s
Also, that ignores that gold has been a store of value for millennia. It's almost synonymous with wealth. In a total financial collapse, if all modern technology dies, you can be sure gold will still have value. 99.9% of people have no idea what Bitcoin is besides funny computer money.