bullshit is anything you don't need. you've been trained to think you need it in order to keep you and everyone else busy.
Like an Anarchist Anthropologist?
In the grand scheme of things, keeping everyone busy is also a societal construct that many will argue is needed. You might disagree, but the discussion would be on the societal model you want to push, and not the type of jobs people do.
Then of course you'd need to control for which trees are planted in which ecosystem, in what ways and at what costs, under what conditions etc.
And in the end you'd of course also need PR and communication people to deal with all the public facing aspects of it ....