"Death by ironic circumstances. Time of death chosen from within the allowed range such that hazards to bystanders are minimized, then such that irony is maximized, then randomly."
Solving for maxima in the Law of Universal Perversity should do it.
Solving for maxima in the Law of Universal Perversity should do it.
The story emphasises that Deathnotes are fairly literal, and that if you try to push it you'll just get a heart attack death.