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Hello, [restaurant name], this is Alice from [brand] calling. Would you be interested in our premium marketing package? Features include enhanced filtering of "anomalous" (negative) happiness-score(tm) readings. The subscription costs only 1,337 credits/month.

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Good point if the app was independent like Yelp. I envisioned this as a first party product from a more powerful company, which makes the Watch as well, that could then directly integrate the consumer/review data into their Maps app on their Phones and other devices.

Alice from [brand] would then have to find a way to get customers to take off their watches or somehow artificially inflate their happiness scores. Or, funnel naturally happier people to their establishment, similar to lead sourcing.

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