To me, "enjoy the finer things in life" means "buy the $20/lb coffee when it's on sale for $15" and not "splash $500 on a pen the size of a sausage that will be ruined if you don't write for a week, and tear the paper you're writing on if you do."
NB: the above may be slightly exaggerated for effect; standard sausages are a few cm longer. If you're offended that I've used the pen wrong, know that I've also used Bic pens wrong: they make terrible pry-bars and get ink everywhere. It was just the once in middle school, I swear.