Friends don’t let friends use Perl.
Or maybe you possess some hidden knowledge about Perl ? Some NASA backdoors ? RCE's ? Tell us if you know !
If you can make readable code in it, then you are a proper programmer.
If you can't then you'll need to look at the other code you write, because that's probably unreadable as well.
If it did, C authors shouldn't have ignored systems languages 10 years older than C.