Just disable javascript like any sane person.
Wikipedia, like most websites, has no use case for javascript whatsoever.
- Dynamic tables which can be sorted by column. (This is a feature I'd love to see baked in to HTML browsers generally.)
- The recent site redesign offering either visible floating or collapsed page navigation.
- Previews of both articles (Wikipedia links) and citations, such that these can be viewed without having to click through to a new page, or scroll the current article.
There are a number of others, I'm sure, but these three alone are quite handy.