1 day: - Overview of what they will work on - Give some time to install things and play around 2 day: - Ship your first (small) feature

I'm surprised at seeing how long time to production is. I'd be concerned if they went 2 weeks without shipping anything.

We don't do physical onboarding as no-one is close to any of the offices, but physical get-together are huge in boosting team building. We try to do them at least yearly. Churn is way higher without them (= people don't care about you unless you drink a beer with them)