> Democratizing machine learning for everyone: Anyone with an internet connection can access Colab, and use it free of charge. Millions of students use Colab every month to learn Python programming and machine learning. Under-resourced groups everywhere access Colab free of charge, accessing high-powered GPUs for machine learning applications.

Ugh, cringe. Just say this is a panic swing at an existential threat (OpenAI) and you're trying to commiditize them.