I debugged for one min at 11:59 trying to push, and then my eat-lunch notification came in at 12:00 and I opened hackernews with a tuna sandwich and this is super helpful because it means I wont need to debug it locally for 10 mins before figuring out Github is down.

Edit - Just want to clarify when I say "opened hackernews with a tuna sandwich" I want to clear up that I did indeed full on mash the keyboard letters with my sandwich. It's costing me a fortune in keyboards every day and it's ruining my sandwich most days as well, I think I have an issue.