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And one bred to have extra sugar to boot

Yeah they are pretty sweet, why I didn't eat anything else at breakfast. I am fairly sure that an all-apple diet would kill a person.

Yeah, you can get cosmic crisp apples of around 400g

I had one in my fridge most of last week waiting for the right time to strike.

It was a serious apple and required a plan.

Really? I can eat like 3 cosmic crisps in one sitting.

I have a coring device (the T-shaped one with a red handle) and the plan is always - core the apple, swallow apple as close to whole as I can.

This one was bigger than my fist!

Volume of a water bottle or a little less roughly