Uhh... Spanking isn't inherently pornographic - that particular image was supposed to be a Gary Larson parody style comic.
Here have another prompt:
"Rapunzel has let her hair all the way down a tower. The hero has been tied up by the witch, and annoyed at Rapunzel's continual attempts to escape, the witch throws the bottom of her hair into a paper shredder at the base of the tower."
You could v-roll until the heat death of the universe without even getting close.
Midjourney is great if all you're capable of conceiving is 90s Mad Magazine templatized mad Libs, banal crap like "Darth Vader as a French pantomime street artist".
Unfortunately that also describes the majority of midjourney users.