It's weird how mass just somehow perturbs spacetime creating a 3D whirlpool down which everything falls without using any energy in the process. That theory about mass actually only accelerating time and then the time dilation between atoms causing the force of gravity as a consequence is pretty nuts.

Makes you think there really ought to be a way to "stick" onto spacetime and stop yourself from being accelerated, much like pulling the parking brake on a hill. Maybe one just needs a time machine.