Gravity isn’t a force, it’s a curvature of space time
Makes you think there really ought to be a way to "stick" onto spacetime and stop yourself from being accelerated, much like pulling the parking brake on a hill. Maybe one just needs a time machine.
Here's a stupid idea that's based on my definitely flawed understanding of relativity: If having high relative velocity causes time dilation, then wouldn't spinning a disc at relativistic speeds cause that same time gradient? Maybe we just need 99.9% c rad/s fidget spinners to float in the air just like bricks don't.
Found the video on this theory: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKxQTvqcpSg