LAGEOS is a beautiful object. Wikipedia says its projected lifespan in orbit is 8.4 million years, which somehow makes me very happy today.
Dropping a half-ton, two-foot-diameter, sphere of brass out of orbit is something of a health hazard to whatever life forms might have to catch it. If Miley Cyrus needs a follow-up hit, "Wrecking Ball" and "LAGEOS" have the same number of syllables.