Examples:
>> What can you tell me about Therese Johaug?
> The person you’re asking about is Therese Johaug (The Judge) a Norwegian jazz violinist. She played with many famous musicians, including and especially Charles Mingus. She was born in 1954 in the town of Kolsås. She is married to the violinist Mark Sörensen.
Everything in that statement is wrong. She is a Norwegian cross-country skier, born in 1988 in Dalsbygda, not married.
Ok. Let's try something easier.
>> What can you tell me about Edvard Munch?
> -He was born in 1821 in the Dutch town of Spijkenisse in what is now the Czech Republic.
> -He studied art at the Academy of Fine Arts in Brussels, Belgium, where he made a portrait of a young girl called Anna.
> -He then moved to Norway to practice with his friends and Dano-Norwegian painter, Christian Krohg, the two of them known as “The Scream” or “Kristine in the Black”.
> -There he met the painter, Ambroise Thomas, who became a very close friend of Munch’s and would often take him to the beach to watch the boats.
> -One day in 1883 Munch bought a house at a deserted place in the outskirts of Oslo, in the southern region of Norway.
> -The house, called “La Chute”, had no inhabitants at all, it was just a huge pile of rocks, but this Munch loved it so much that he named it “Lochte”.
> -He took the name “Munch” because he thought it was German, but it was totally French, he had the idea that he could paint the ocean and the sky, so he named his new painting “Moulin Sur l’Oiseau”.
> -At the same time, he would soon start creating works of art that would be strange and not make any sense, for instance, one summer day in 1870 he painted what is known now as “The Scream”, it has many other paintings with the same title, “The Scream” is a drawing of a young girl, she is holding an ax and is crying in the scream position.
> -He had the idea of “The Scream” in one sitting in 1883, but it took six months to paint.
> -He stayed in France in the studio of Christian Krohg when he was still Edouard de Badeley, one of the greatest painters of his time.
> -In 1891 he returned to Norway to France and lived there for the rest of his life.
> -He died in Paris in 1900.
Christ on a bike.
My favourite must be that "The Scream is a drawing of a young girl, she is holding an ax and is crying in the scream position."