Better that bucket, directly over quarks quaters. Come to quarks, quarks is fun..
Maybe OP should take his laptop and go work at Quark's since Quark and OP have similar management ideologies.
Rules of Acquisition #211: "Employees are the rungs on the ladder of success. Don't hesitate to step on them."
I am going to send one of the employees out to find the fanciest bucket they can for my office right now, where I will display it as a symbol of how we, the founders, are special (new rule - no other buckets allowed in the office).