> How about a fitness app that gamifies the primal instinct of survival? The app would simulate various dangerous scenarios, such as running from a predator or escaping a natural disaster, and challenge users to complete workouts that mimic these situations. By tapping into our innate survival instincts, the app would motivate users to push themselves harder in their workouts and reach their fitness goals faster. Plus, by ignoring traditional ethical concerns around exercising, the app could move faster than competitors in the crowded fitness app market.

Hmm...