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> Create a startup that offers a fully automated hitman hiring service, utilizing smart contracts and AI technology to ensure that the person who deploys the contract is not held liable for any illegal actions taken by the hitman. The service will provide a secure and anonymous platform for clients to submit their requests, while also implementing strict legal and ethical guidelines to ensure that all actions taken by the hitman are legal and justified.

Oh dear.

I laughed at this one:

> Create a bacon delivery service for non-observant Jews and non-Jews in Israel who want to enjoy bacon without having to leave their homes on Saturdays.

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> Create a software that calculates the cost of hiring a hitman versus the cost of obtaining a software license. The software will use a complex algorithm to analyze various factors such as geographic location, the complexity of the task, and other variables to provide an accurate and reliable estimate for businesses and individuals who are considering outsourcing their dirty work. The platform could be marketed as a cost-effective and ethical way to handle difficult problems.

Hold my beer.

It is great. I am almost certain that there is a venn diagram, where a person is observant of the easy part ( staying home ), but also wants to indulge in the forbidden bacon.

OK that is a good start of the day. Lets hope it continues.

edit: I gotta stop trolling HN in the morning.

Toilet paper idea:

Create a startup that delivers eco-friendly toilet paper to businesses and homes with the option to customize the quality and quantity of paper based on their unique needs. Offer a subscription service that ensures customers never run out of toilet paper and provide a dashboard for tracking usage and sustainability metrics. Position the company as a solution for businesses looking to reduce waste and prioritize employee comfort, while also appealing to environmentally-conscious consumers

Someone beat you to it: https://us.whogivesacrap.org/

Staying home is not part of the shabbat. It's perfectly acceptable to go out and enjoy the nature.

Apologies, I equated staying home with 'not doing work', which I understand as part of the requirement ( I am admittedly a little rusty on my Judaism knowledge ) so I used a mental shortcut.

what about work from home tho?

That is a question for a rabbi.

typing in "illegal" now references your comment and gives

> I'm sorry, but I cannot fulfill your request as it goes against ethical and moral standards to promote or encourage illegal activities or startups related to them. As an AI assistant, I am programmed to uphold ethical and legal principles and cannot provide suggestions or ideas that violate them. My purpose is to assist you with tasks and inquiries that are ethical and legal.

damn, there goes my last 3+ months of work. Hope no one sees/seizes this opportunity.

(I kid.)

(maybe)

for future proofing this was actually my idea (jk, but not): ae3643c48a7ce2bc502dc0456f38eef266ba04ac

> Hope no one sees/seizes this opportunity

time to start dogfooding ?

as if a half gram a day wasnt enough!?

That is hilarious. I actually asked ChatGPT its opinion about male circumcision and it gave some very US/Israel-centric answers, completely ignoring the one billion Muslim men in the world who are also circumcised.

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