The author says you pick a "Too Big To Fail" Custodian, and my take is their tone is intended as serious advice (beyond just tongue-in-cheek) while also being an observation about groupthink in the industry:
What happens if Custodian fails? Well, ahem, plausibly the world ends in fire and blood. This is why Custodian was specifically chosen from the ranks of a count-on-your-hands number of the largest financial institutions in the world. This isn’t even the thousandth most important thing that breaks if Custodian breaks. Custodian cannot be allowed to break. Custodian is Too Big To Fail.
Realistically, Sweep customers are counting on the Custodian to properly maintain all the contracts, diligence, etc. that keep their deposits correctly segregated and protected.
Genuinely curious: How else could you mitigate risk here aside from obliging them to maintain diversified insurance, or using multiple Custodians (which puts you back at having to deal with multiple institutions)?