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I volunteer you to go fight in a war after we sink/confiscate another country's vessels.

EDIT: You've edited your response a bunch of times from "hell yeah, I'm ready to die in a war" to whatever it is now. So here you go Internet Tough Guy(tm). Have fun, I guess https://www.goarmy.com/how-to-join.html

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Or, just teach fish how to sink ships and supplies to do so:

https://wikipedia.org/wiki/Military_marine_mammal

What if the fish switch sides, though?

To the side that kills fish? Even fish that eat fish still wanna be the ones doing the killing and eating.

Am I missing something?

nono, I just meant to the side that doesn't work for humans, and works for fish. maybe just my abstract sense of humor.

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