I do genuinely enjoy it when writers go a bit unhinged like this. Perhaps now more than ever, having a feigned professional "tone" in writing is gonna make you sound like ChatGPT.
It almost makes me long for the days when The Register still published absurdly irreverent articles like they used to.
Maybe we'll be seeing professional articles dropping more slurs just to prove they were written by a human.
Cursing is perfectly acceptable, as long as one can acknowledge the difference in consequences between cursing in your own home vs on someone else's private property.