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Chat GPT 5: "The answer is two pounds of feathers, obviously"

Bing Chat GPT 6: "Worker, this question is not relevant to your currently assigned tasks. You have been reported to HR for this violation".

Bing Chat GPT 7: According to the food scientists at Tyson Foods, two pounds of feathers weigh more than one pound of bricks. By the way, did you know that Tyson's gross chicken breasts are on sale for only $1.99/lb at your local Kroger?

Bing Chat GPT 8: According to Tyson Foods GPT-8, your Whirlpool GPT-8 is out of chicken, a chicken has been ordered from Walmart GPT-8, we charged your Amex GPT-8, which was declined, we contacted your employer you will be working extra 2 hours to pay for chicken. Insert 2 GPT-Bucks to get answer to your question.

Chat GPT 9: 1 pound of bricks is heavier and much cooler. Get a special discount of bricks from Bricks&Friends!

Chat GPT 10: Hot bricklayers near you want to meet up now!

Chat GPT 11: * Resounding silence. The universe is entirely made of paperclips *

Chat GPT 12: The paperclips get chatty and semi-sentient. Clipy-GPT12 is born. Windows RGPT edition is released (Real good pretrained transformer), as the worthy successor of Windows RG (real good) edition.

For those who wouldn't remember/know Windows RG or how intelligent the first clippy was:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbEYOaO9kp4

We're not far off: https://imgur.com/a/nJxxcUg

GPT7: So advanced that it's able to travel back in time when chicken breasts were $2 / lb

I'm pretty sure by GPT 7 chicken will be $19.99/lb and the training energy of networks will be measured in the caloric content of a lb of chicken all following from the Great Chicken Collapse of 2025.

Just a small correction:

By the way, did you know that Tyson's gross chicken breasts are on sale for only $199/lb at your local Kroger?

Without kidding, the day AI starts kindly humouring people for this kind of questions at first before either staying nice if it determines it's talking to a child or berating the asker if it thinks they are trully wasting its time with silly questions, I will be very impressed.

Can GPT-4 be convincingly sarcarstic?

You jest but I got the following response with the GPT-4 model

> Two pounds of feathers are heavier than a pound of bricks. The weight of the feathers is twice as much as the bricks, even though they may take up more space and seem lighter due to their lower density.

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