Hello moffkalast,
I'm Kevin from the Microsoft Customer Support Team. I'm sorry to hear you're having a problem with Windows 10 support forums today. We're here to help and would like to get this problem resolved for you!
I understand that the issue you're currently facing is that "Microsoft forums where the customer reps spend 80% of the comment apologizing" are appearing on your Windows 10 forum search results?
Oftentimes unwanted ads or other unexpected configuration changes are caused by unintended software being installed on your computer, or from other errors.
Please try the following steps to resolve your issue:
1. Log into your computer. Click on the Start Menu and click Shutdown. Then click reboot. Allow any pending updates to install.
If this doesn't work, you can try the following solutions:
1. Log into your computer and click the Start Menu
2. Type "update" into the Search Bar and click Windows Updates
3. Click "check for updates now" and follow the instructions to install any pending updates.
If this still doesn't resolve your situation, you can check the following KBs for further help:
KB: 324829 - Restore from a System Restore Point
KB: 293111 - Update Windows Defender
KB: 299024 - Check for Errors using Windows Network Troubleshooter
I hope this has helped resolved your problem today.
Sincerely,
Kevin