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Chuck Norris once opened Windows and created the Macintosh.

That's not true. When I opened Windows the telemetry disappeared.

When Chuck Norris opens Windows, he only receives telemetry from Microsoft.

Xerox...it was xerox for both.

Chuck Norris once opened Windows and no bugs came in.

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