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... before being absorbed into his own AI and is now ascended in the Ethernet plane silently generating endless frames of international scandi-noir thriller serials for Netflix.

I'd love to borrow FB's brain for one week so that I could get an entire year's worth of work done.

“Even in death, I serve the Omnissiah.”

Chuck Norris once opened Windows and created the Macintosh.

That's not true. When I opened Windows the telemetry disappeared.

When Chuck Norris opens Windows, he only receives telemetry from Microsoft.

Xerox...it was xerox for both.

Chuck Norris once opened Windows and no bugs came in.

Blessed be His bits.

Amen.

Under His vi

No no it's vee-eye

May the port open