Use a Japanese-style toilet bidet. Bolt-on, cold water ones are less than $50. (You get used to the cold water, surprisingly.) Warm water ones, less than $100. Top-of-the-line (entire) toilets, $4000.
WFM, YMMV
WFM, YMMV
I think I'd really like a proper, separate bidet, but it turns out I hate the bolt-on kind.