You'll need to adjust your language as the language has changed.
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/i-can-count-to-potato
https://old.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/acprjo/how_did_p...
Frankly any insult that attacks intelligence in any way is going to be ableist. Attack the merits or lack thereof of the argument.
Useless seems the epitome of ableism, but what do I know - here it’s presented as a good alternative to ableist words:
https://web.augsburg.edu/english/writinglab/Avoiding_Ableist...
Also a typo made me realize that “tool” is perhaps a good non ableist insult.
> forced to speak a different language
It’s very weird to me that you view my choice to use different words as somehow forcing something on others. Culture shifts and changes and there are always people responsible for participating in those changes. Yes sometimes people have used violence to change the language and of course that has generally been horrific. But my choice to simply tweet differently is well within the bounds of the type of normal human change that happens in a healthy society. I’m not forcing anyone to do anything.
Lots of older people have this experience as the world changes out from under them.
This never happened
Its actually hilarious to me that the words you list out could all mostly be incredibly offensive to certain types of people, but you think its ok since its not "ableist".
Really points out how stupid policing literal insults is