> When I wear mine around campus, I feel like a walking billboard advertisement for corporate law.

I never understood the appeal of free swag. Here we have someone who feels like a walking billboard yet still decides to wear them. I get it if purchasing a $20 non-ad-supported t-shirt poses a significant financial burden, but most students aren’t in that position. Why would you choose to be a frigging ad then? Especially for questionable companies, say Palantir, which IIRC used to be quiet a common sight on Stanford campus.