We were contemplating going down to one car anyway, because of permanent work from home policies.
I couldn't have been happier.
Oh, and fuck you Kia, your car was a piece of shit.
The official word from Kia/Hyundai is that burning a quart of oil every 1000 miles is perfectly normal, and that you should be checking your oil level at every fill up to avoid the likely scenario where you seize the engine. Before K/H will consider that you have an issue (even with dozens of class actions filed), you need to have the dealership perform a measured oil burn test and a piston soak, all out of pocket to the owner.
My wife's Kia Soul has burned so much oil that it now throws codes indicating a catalytic converter failure at <100K miles. I won't be sinking that kind of money into that trash heap. Maybe I can interest the Kia Boys in a ride? Just make sure you total it and don't hurt anybody.