It does not even sound like sarcasm, I'm baffled.
The final paragraph:
> So to circle back to the initial question,
Really invokes Poe's law[1] though. I suspect, intentionally (those looking for it might see the satire, whereas the types of people who are meant to be impressed by the attitude and outlook will leave impressed)
> ... lead creative strategist on brand values communications for our Sustainability, Philanthropy, Equality and ethical technology teams
and
> ... lead content strategist on the Team Earth brand campaign, which espouses stakeholder capitalism ...
They should be thankful they were coerced into sex work with tools of kinder, gentler capitalism.