INT. JERRY'S CAR - DAY
Jerry and George are driving down the road, with Jerry behind the wheel.
Jerry: (gazing at the cup holder) This car is such a piece of junk, it doesn't even have a proper cup holder.
George: What are you talking about? It has a cup holder right there!
Jerry: (skeptical) That's not a cup holder, that's just a little indentation in the dash.
George: It's a cup holder, Jerry! I've used it a million times.
Jerry: (sarcastically) Oh, well if you've used it, then it must be a proper cup holder.
George: (defensive) Hey, I've never had a problem with it.
Jerry: (exasperated) That's because you don't have any standards. A real cup holder should be able to hold a variety of cup sizes, not just the tiny little cups you drink out of.
George: (scoffing) That's ridiculous, Jerry. Who needs a cup holder that big?
Jerry: (serious) I do, George. I like to drink my coffee in a real cup.
George: (rolling his eyes) You and your fancy coffee cups.
Jerry: (smiling) Hey, I have standards, George. What can I say?
George: (laughing) I guess that's what makes you, you.
Jerry: (laughing) And that's what makes you, you.
They both burst into laughter as the car pulls up to a stop light.
End Scene.