The happy person in the story is the person buying stolen bikes (or parts thereof).
edit: anyway, who we should really be worrying about is that lady who cut me off in the grocery store parking lot.
I'm not one of those rich EA/Battery/Modernist people who has throwaway money in FTX. SBF doesn't exist in my world.
Here's a tip: "the world" is not the same thing as "your world"
I'm saying they should at list take a shit about something that's affecting the largest chunk of the population, instead of just dropping cases and not even going out to catch the serial thieves. Even more so, the people running around punching elderly Asian women. In fact, go after those first. My problem is a distant second.
Instead, they focus on the world of a few individuals who didn't really need their money anyway.