But then I realized that my neighbor might connect his to the Internet, and that a low-bandwidth 433 or 900 MHz radio mesh can hop from house to house until it finds any house that's connected to the Internet.
BRB, off to replace my drywall with a Faraday cage...
Seems like an interesting cottage industry that could bloom around intentionally stupifying your unwanted smart home.
This solution is so cheap that you can buy it in the cheapest alarm clocks.
This is not a good reason to have wifi on an oven.
In the US we have:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/WWVB
> WWVB is a time signal radio station near Fort Collins, Colorado and is operated by the National Institute of Standards and Technology (NIST).[1] Most radio-controlled clocks in North America[2] use WWVB's transmissions to set the correct time.
> "My favorite part is I have 3 Samsung Wifi Appliances including microwave and double oven and I really couldn’t think of a great feature other than the clock automatically setting. Well fuck me when I found out they don’t set themselves at all, and in fact they don’t even have memory so the slightest power outage means I have to reset $3k worth of appliances manually. Oh and each of them have different ways to set the clock so it’s always fun trying to set them differently in PM. No I’m not salty."
[1] "Appliance makers sad that 50% of customers won’t connect smart appliances" - https://old.reddit.com/r/Futurology/comments/10l6vl0/applian...
[2] https://old.reddit.com/r/Futurology/comments/10l6vl0/applian...