Dang is Coinbase collapsing?
In another place where "dang" couldn't be mistaken for a person, "Dang, is Coinbase collapsing?" would also be acceptable.
Remember folks: Punctuation is the difference between "Let's eat, Grandma" and "Let's eat Grandma".
(And capitalization is the difference between "I helped my Uncle Jack off a horse" and something else entirely...)
Probably the same type that associates tech debt with “company is on the decline” despite strong revenue.